10 things to do with your goose

1. honk with the goose

this is ridiculous but for me it worked and i hope it will work for you too. don't honk sarcastically. that will make your goose mad and bite your feet.

2. let your goose sit on the chair next to you and eat with you.

this will totally bond better.

3. Play Untitled Goose Game and spam the honk key with your goose next to you.

worst case scenario: goose gets mad and pokes the monitor.

4. teach your goose to play the bongos

don't force it. if the goose climbs onto the bongo then teach em.

5. fish with your goose.

feed em the fish you caught.

6. draw with your goose.

don't feed the pencil to the goose.

7. spend some quality time with your goose on the couch.

8. put them in the bathtub and watch them swim.

9. don't scold the goose if he makes a mistake.

they don't know what they did.

10. wash the goose.

#goose #petbonding